type to choose a block, what block?

ah, this block

So, today I feel like writing in English, because I have been reading pieces of my writing in English. And I am so tired of reading stuff written by CHATFUCKINGPT.

like really,

really.

I am avoiding that motherfucker because everything just sounds the same to me. All emails, correspondance, anything sounds exactly mechanical and liveless. I miss the email I received once from a company saying “I am retiring, so I wish you good luck with your problem”. That was so satisfying. Nothing about it was mechanical, it was human, and a very honorable mic drop. I hope this person is enjoying their retirement.

I do not have many empty bottles on the fridge, because the fridge is caked on the furniture, and we just inherited it like that from the previous tenants, so now we gotta live it with it, and I have no idea how I could replace it without having to break down the whole kitchen. So it is our mystery fridge, but with no bottles on it to perform a concert, like in my text.

However, the airfryer is another story, because the airfryer also moves, even if it is a newer invention and your brain was already sinapsing old stuff to their tendency of rattling more often; but it is not the case. The airfryer also rattles. Mine does, I can only speak for mine. So on it you can find: (I will go check, one second).

Ok, I’m back. I found: An electric pepper grinder without batteries, Rinderbrühe (beef broth), peanut butter, a liptstick (clearly camouflaging between all that food, despite of it being bright purple), a jar of nutella (have you heard the breaking news that nutella made history by developing a new flavour. I was so expectant to new what this flavour would be, and of course it was… peanut butter). Is it that easy to make history nowadays? Let’s not get carried away by such amazing news. I also found olive pesto (I don’t like olives and don’t know who bought it, but I only live with one person so I have my educaded guess). Next to it there is a small package of saccarine, Süßstofftabletten, a total number of 1200 pieces of saccarine.

The “ß” in German is a double “s”, which means the word you can see there has actually a total of 3 S’s. German names have these long long words in it, which are basically just all words put together, like someone in ancient Germany forgot it was a possibility to add spaces to words. Like Aufenthaltsgenehmigung = residence permit. Or Kraftfahrzeug-Haftpflichtversicherung, and don’t let that dash fool you.

When you see that name in your bank (because you actually do) you just need one to five business days to realize that was just the insurance for your car.

Having said this, I have led us nowhere with my text. Today it is the first warm day in Germany, and everyone is out on the street. I will be staying indoors, listening to the quiet concert of the nutella and pesto jars, clashing with the electric pepper grinder, creating an accoustic private concert in my kitchen, while my Schnitzel finishes cooking in the airfryer.